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From another thread, thought this could get good. I mean everyone loves a good boating story, right? :D

Thanx Vans for the inspiration arising from your fuel depletion / drain plug purchase story under the "Fuel gauge accuracy" thread.

Sit back, relax and enjoy them as they come in.

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Similar story to Vans. Used to live on lake Palestine south of Tyler, TX. Had my brother and his 2 kids (6 and 8) they wanted to do a little late afternoon fishing. Noticed the boat was low on fuel, but thought I could make it as I was only going a short distance. I crossed the lake to a small cove where I knew the kids could easily catch a few brem and catfish. The kids fished and were all excited as they were catching plenty. Lots of fun.

Headed back, and about in the middle of the lake, the boat ran out of fuel. No problem as we were close to my house and had paddles. Then a storm rolled in.

It was all my brother and I could do to keep the boat headed into the wind with paddles, and it was pushing us upstream where eventually there was a whole lot of trees and stumps. We were drifting fast and the weather was getting worse.

I knew we would drift by a marina in about another 1/2 mile, but we were in the middle of the lake. I gave my light to the oldest of the 2 kids and put it on strobe. Told him to keep it pointed at the marina while my brother and I kept the boat positioned.

The good Lord took care of use. Some of the old timers were waiting out the storm and watching the lake inside the marina, saw the strobe light, jumped in their boat, came out and towed us in.

Filled up the boat, and four wet and thankful boaters made it back to the house no worse for wear.

Caught me a lesson. I never ever let the fuel get low in the boat again. If it gets between 1/2 and 1/4 full I'm filling up.
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My most memorable one...

We used to go on week-long houseboat trips to Lake Powell every 2-3 years. The houseboats are slow, so a typical 6 night trip for us has us motor up the lake, find a beach for the night, motor further up the lake, find a beach for the night, motor further up the lake, find a nice beach for the next two nights, then start working our way back. When we are moving beaches, we'll usually tow our power boat part way, then send it out to scout for beach spots ahead of the houseboat. When the HB catches up, we'll beach the power boat, help beach and tie up the HB, then eventually tie the power boat off on the back of the houseboat.

First trip to Powell with our 2003 Tige 22v we did the same thing. I think it was our second afternoon. Beached the houseboat, got it secured, then everyone wanted to play, so instead of tying up the Tige, we took it out to do some tubing. After a little while I noticed it was getting very sluggish pulling out of corners and trying to accelerate, so I stopped and opened up the engine hatch and was greeted with about a foot of water in the bilge, which is a metric sh** ton for a lower profile wakeboard boat. Looked over the side, expecting to see the bilge pump doing it's thing...no water coming out. The light on the helm was on, but no water coming out. Fantastic. Thinking the obvious, I jumped in the water to check the drain plug, thinking it had somehow worked it's way loose and fallen out. Nope, drain plug is still in and tight. Great, there's a hole in the boat but I have no idea where. We hadn't hit anything so I was completely baffled. Got back in, fired her up and headed straight back to camp (still towing some confused people on a tube) and beached the boat so we didn't sink.

Fortunately, this particular trip we had another guy with us who also had a wakeboard boat, and he had 3 portable submersible pumps to fill and drain his ballast sacks, so we got them all down in the bilge and started pumping. They were able to stay ahead of the inflow and eventually sucked the bilge dry enough that we could see water flowing into the bilge from somewhere further forward. The boat was built with a floor panel that could be removed to access the fuel tank, so we got the tools out and started pulling screws and bolts and got the panel out of the way. With the fuel tank exposed, we saw water running toward the bilge from under the aft end of the fuel tank, but it was dry in front, so at that point we had the location narrowed down.

Since the pumps were staying ahead of the water, we refloated the boat and I started swimming underneath it feeling for anything that didn't seem right. Got to the 3 tracking fins on the keel, and...there were supposed to be 3 anyway. The center one had departed, leaving four 3/8" open bolt holes through the hull. Fantastic. We have a boat with holes in it. We were about a 30-45 minute boat ride away from the marina, so we did what any reasonable group of people would do and went for it. There were 3 of us in the Tige (me driving, 2 others manning the pumps), and another friend followed us in his boat just in case we ran into trouble.

Lake Powell has some tour boats that cruise up and down the lake, from Wahweap Marina up to Rainbow Bridge. Those things are pretty decent size and move fast, creating giant roller wakes behind them. Apparently several people each year are injured by these wakes. We came up behind one of them on our way back to the marina. I followed inside his wake for awhile until I got to the point I was ready to pass. Cut out to his starboard, went over the first small roller, adjusted speed, went over the second one, misjudged my speed, and went through the third one. So now we have a boat with holes in it, in the middle of a lake that is probably close to 200 feet deep at that particular point, that I just submarined the boat. Nice. Fortunately, our speed and angle of entry was such that the boat sort of tunneled through the wake, and the majority of the water went over us. The bimini top was up at the time, front straps ripped off the top and it fell backwards (never did fit quite right after that). I stayed mostly dry tucked behind the windshield, the two guys sitting on the back seat got a wall of water to the face, and we ended up with maybe 2 inches of standing water on the deck. Stopped the boat, did a systems check to make sure that all of my passengers were still on board, all of our appendages were still intact, and that the water pumps were still working, got laughed at by the friend following us, and went on our way.

In the end we were able to make it back to the ramp and trailer the boat. We found an open parts department at the marina, found some bolts to put through the holes and some marine sealant to waterproof it. Putting the nuts on the inner hull side of the bolt required lifting the fuel tank a bit and squeezing down in there. Turns out that none of the tracking fin bolts were secured on the inner hull side, someone had just threaded them into the hull, put some sealant on them, and called it good. Yikes!! We put everything back together and relaunched the boat and had a great rest of the trip. I mentioned the whole beaching situation at the beginning of this story because while we were gone, someone else back at our camp ended up finding the missing tracking fin in the location we were beached while tending to the houseboat. Only thing I could figure is that the fins were buried in the sand, and the side-to-side motion from the waves hitting the shore worked the center one loose to the point where it fell off.

Lake Powell makes for some great stories :shock:
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Man, those were GREAT reads, Driller and Thunder!!! :D :D :D

Reminds me of when I was a kid & my dad and grandfather would talk about this kind of stuff. Makes for some great wisdom to pass on down. Thank u for the stories!
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It was about 10 years ago and our first summer on the lake at the new place. Three of my very closest friends and their wives and families came up to spend a weekend with us on the 4th of July. We wanted to go watch the fireworks display on the other end of the lake so we planned the day for boating, swimming, tubing, skiing, and eating before everybody loaded back up on the boat to go watch the fireworks. One of the guys we had with us was a little frail from undergoing chemo treatments, so I was trying to pay extra special attention to him and his needs.

Anyway, we get on the boat and ease out of the marina. We're out in the middle of the lake cruising along when all of a sudden one of the guys in the back says oh my God there's smoke coming out of the engine! This particular individual is a retired fire captain, so I knew that he would know what to do but I couldn't understand why he had this dumb look on his face while he's sitting there all spread out in the back of the boat with all the rest of my idiot friends, lined up like bumps on a pickle. Smoke is pouring out the back and several things flash through my mind... Life jackets! Fire extinguisher! (and does it work?) I glanced at the shore and estimate how far away we are. What happens if I open the hatch and allow air to get to the fire? Are we about to explode? Surely my retired fireman friend will know, but why is he just sitting there? We're a long ways off, but we're going to be fine.

I start issuing orders. You! Get the life jackets out and make sure everybody has one on! You! Call 911 before we jump in!
Everybody move to the front of the bus and be ready to jump! George! Why the hell are you just sitting there? I've got the fire extinguisher and I'm about to raise the hatch and put the fire out. My buddy George has this dumbass grin on his face as he raises the smoke bomb up in his right hand. Several things flashed through my mind again. I'm going to hit this sumbitch with the fire extinguisher. No, I'm just going to shoot him in the face with it. No I'll just grab his ankles and flip his ass overboard.

Apparently all of those thoughts were easy to read from the expressions on my face, because everybody was about to die laughing except for George. He just knew he was a goner! He said he could see the conflict on my face... Wanting to keep everyone safe and at the same time commit murder. He wasn't sure which way it was going to go...
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Oh man, I literally fell off the edge of my seat with that one, Ytmsn. That was priceless. Wish I could have been a sea gull watching that...and to see your face!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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My dad is launching our 16' Starcraft boat with his Pink Rambler station wagon
My two little brothers and I are in boat
Dad backs in, a little to far, says brakes went out😉, car and boat still on trailer are now floating, as car sinks my Mom told me to jump in and get her purse out of car before it went under, which it did
I remember Dad telling me to never tell his buddies what happened, I didn't understand why he said that for a long time

That night my brothers and I took his brand new prop out hitting a reef
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Mom told me to jump in and get her purse out of car before it went under, which it did
Classic mom!!! :lol:

That night my brothers and I took his brand new prop out hitting a reef


Icing on the cake with that story, Vans. :D
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Wow, great stories guys. Gave me a few good laughs.
Only time I was on a boat that ran out of gas it wasn't my boat. The boat died about 600 yrs from our dock. So i put on a life jacket grabbed a line and jumped in. Pulled a 17 boat with a dog and 2 buddies watching wondering when they would have to pull me from the water. Took a while to cover the distance but I got us back to the dock.
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Took a while to cover the distance but I got us back to the dock.
You should have been a lifeguard at one time in your life, bfun! Impressive.
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AsLan7 wrote: Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:16 pm
Took a while to cover the distance but I got us back to the dock.
You should have been a lifeguard at one time in your life, bfun! Impressive.
From what I hear it's easier to pull a boat. Boats dont grab at you or anything.
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About 25 years ago us and three other couples rented a 52 ft house boat three years in a row on Table Rock Lake. It was funny we docked it at pizza hut on the lake and only line a 30ft dock.that was a site. We did it though. That was with our 20ft runabout still tied to the starboard side. Well we had it down really good while driving up and down the lake we could disconnect the tow boat without ever stopping the house boat. Well One time we disconnected the bow first, big mistake as the boat was swinging around to the back of the boat and the Volvo ready to eat the side of our tow boat. We were yelling at the person driving the hb to put it in neutral. Well we did it just in time. That was a Oh Sh!t moment
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AWESOME BBp! :o
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Those r some great pics BB
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ajcampen wrote: Wed Oct 25, 2017 7:42 pm Those r some great pics BB
Yes they are...and why do I think that's beer coming out of that squirt gun! :?: :D
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