I needed a laugh!
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Cobalt262
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Re: I needed a laugh!
Says it all!
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2001 Cobalt 262 w/Arch (2017 - present)
1990 Cobalt 21BR (2008 - 2017)
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1990 Cobalt 21BR (2008 - 2017)
Lake Winnipesaukee, NH
Re: I needed a laugh!
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2003 220
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Re: I needed a laugh!
Little Johnny's teacher ask the entire class of students to stand if they think they're stupid.
All the kids look at each other, but no one stands.
After a long, long pause Little Johnny slowly stands.
So you think you're stupid Johnny? the teacher ask
No, teacher, I just don't want you to be the only one standing Little Johnny replies.
All the kids look at each other, but no one stands.
After a long, long pause Little Johnny slowly stands.
So you think you're stupid Johnny? the teacher ask
No, teacher, I just don't want you to be the only one standing Little Johnny replies.
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Re: I needed a laugh!
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Re: I needed a laugh!
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Dudley67
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2016 Marker One ML4
“Looney toon”
1975 18TH
“7t5”
Past:
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1989 19BR
2007 252
1992 222 Condurre
Re: I needed a laugh!
Hahaa! That's soo true! I've been chewed on all my life for leaving the ring up. So I close the whole thing everytime, lid and all.
And it takes just as much effort to raise the lid as it does to lower the ring? Whatever...
And it takes just as much effort to raise the lid as it does to lower the ring? Whatever...
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And this assumes she'll be using it next. Imagine if you started complaining she leaves the toilet seat down all the time instead...Ytmsn wrote: Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:48 am Hahaa! That's soo true! I've been chewed on all my life for leaving the ring up. So I close the whole thing everytime, lid and all.
And it takes just as much effort to raise the lid as it does to lower the ring? Whatever...
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Re: I needed a laugh!
We sell Christmas trees. Kind of a tradition..
It’s the best for people watching and personal entertainment at the expense of others.
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Some folks act like it’s a life time, life altering purchase. Inspecting each branch for perfection.
The usual question is “how long with this tree live”... it’s dead people..
I had a lady ask me that “if you cut 2” off the bottom, will it make it shorter”?
I had a witness for that one...
I had a guy come in one time arguing with this wife on his cell phone. He was mentally out of control arguing with her in front of all of us. He rudely pointed to a tree and screamed “put it in my trunk. He tosses money at us, leaves without securing it and it immediately falls out of his trunk on US Route 20..
THEN the tree is run over by a semi..all right in front of us..honest..I can’t make this up
He gets out of his car, takes what’s left and puts it back in the trunk and slamming, slamming, SLAMMING the trunk lid down, bending it..
We were pissing our pants.
It’s the best for people watching and personal entertainment at the expense of others.
. Some folks act like it’s a life time, life altering purchase. Inspecting each branch for perfection.
The usual question is “how long with this tree live”... it’s dead people..
I had a lady ask me that “if you cut 2” off the bottom, will it make it shorter”?
I had a witness for that one...
I had a guy come in one time arguing with this wife on his cell phone. He was mentally out of control arguing with her in front of all of us. He rudely pointed to a tree and screamed “put it in my trunk. He tosses money at us, leaves without securing it and it immediately falls out of his trunk on US Route 20..
THEN the tree is run over by a semi..all right in front of us..honest..I can’t make this up
He gets out of his car, takes what’s left and puts it back in the trunk and slamming, slamming, SLAMMING the trunk lid down, bending it..
We were pissing our pants.
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Dudley67
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Current:
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“Looney toon”
1975 18TH
“7t5”
Past:
2001 226
1989 19BR
2007 252
1992 222 Condurre
2016 Marker One ML4
“Looney toon”
1975 18TH
“7t5”
Past:
2001 226
1989 19BR
2007 252
1992 222 Condurre
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Oh my gosh T those are awesome.
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I saw this one on facebook
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Good one TG98
Good one TG982002 Cobalt 262
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Re: I needed a laugh!
For Matt..
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"Black Boats Matter"
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"Black Boats Matter"
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