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Ytmsn wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 12:24 pm Tusc is like a modern day EF Hutton, so when he speaks, you better listen...

In a prior life Tuscany was a gypsy in a carnival and also doubled as the bearded lady. He told fortune's and read palms in a little striped tent and would peer into a crystal ball for hours while smoking ceegars, farting and chewing red man tobacco. He got pretty good at guessing the weight and age of unsuspecting prospects and would fleece them for a quarter every time. Eventually his exploites caught up to him and they sent him "down the river" on a trader barge where they bought and sold deli meats. Because he was on the water ALL the time he began to make prophecies in the boat business.

Nowadays he is very successful at selling a line of organic baloney to artsyfartsy folks that sip flavored water and eat tofu and have no idea they are eating ball sacs, lips, buttholes and eyelids. He still makes predictions but he does it by peering into a polished bowling ball.

And he's usually right. I swear I don't know how he does it.

And that's how he knew the A series was going away. Really, you should have known all this tgrace.

Ytmsn wrote: Wed May 30, 2018 9:09 pm TR I'm hoping you have a change of heart and decide you can't stand to miss out meetup!

So Saturday the 9th I'm going to meet tgrace at The Harbor dock and we're going to get in TRs boat to eat barbque ribs since he won't be there to shoot away.

Then tgrace and I will cruise down to Little Barbados and meet up with gdane and maybe fun2fish. Then we'll all Cobalt Cruise over to the Liquid Lounge for a beverage or 6. Who am I missing?

All Chatterers are welcome!

Ytmsn wrote: Tue May 22, 2018 12:24 pm Tusc is like a modern day EF Hutton, so when he speaks, you better listen...

In a prior life Tuscany was a gypsy in a carnival and also doubled as the bearded lady. He told fortune's and read palms in a little striped tent and would peer into a crystal ball for hours while smoking ceegars, farting and chewing red man tobacco. He got pretty good at guessing the weight and age of unsuspecting prospects and would fleece them for a quarter every time. Eventually his exploites caught up to him and they sent him "down the river" on a trader barge where they bought and sold deli meats. Because he was on the water ALL the time he began to make prophecies in the boat business.

Nowadays he is very successful at selling a line of organic baloney to artsyfartsy folks that sip flavored water and eat tofu and have no idea they are eating ball sacs, lips, buttholes and eyelids. He still makes predictions but he does it by peering into a polished bowling ball.

And he's usually right. I swear I don't know how he does it.

And that's how he knew the A series was going away. Really, you should have known all this tgrace.

Ytmsn wrote: Sun May 20, 2018 8:29 am We are coming over to Table Rock on June 5th and staying through the 10th. I couldn't find the thread where some of us talked about getting together in a Cobalt chat Regatta on Saturday thr 9th. I finally found it in a hijack,, so I thought I would start a dedicated thread.

We're staying on Indian Point and I rented a slip at the restaurant Marina. Tgrace and TR are next door at The Harbour. The plan is to cruise from the Harbour at about 11 all the way to the West End of the lake to hang out at the Liquid Lounge with gdane, f2f and who ever else shows up. I have a suspicion there may be alcohol involved. And we'll probably raid gdane's fridge of anything remotely edible.

Who's in?