Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:57 am
Wow...
Ditch boating. Who knew?
Ditch boating. Who knew?
It's laying on the hwy. Going northbound.lol
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Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:57 am
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:15 pm
I saw this in Arkansas and I couldn't remember if I shared it, but it's worth showing again. Budweiser Family Packs?
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:25 pm
Fun sign!!Ytmsn wrote: Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:15 pm I saw this in Arkansas and I couldn't remember if I shared it, but it's worth showing again. Budweiser Family Packs?
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“Hey little Johnny , this Buds for you!. Now finish your Homework “
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:58 am
I thought this might help BB understand some of my southern brothers a little better when we speak. Seems like he's always asking "What's that mean?"
Hickphonics," is a language taught in all Southern homes. A speaker of this would be a Hickophone. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:
FARN
- adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID
- adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR
- noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR
- noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE
- Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE
- a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."
SEED
- verb, past tense.
VIEW
- contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?"
HEAVY DEW
- phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor? Go bah me that Linnerd Skinnerd tape"
GUMMIT
- Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."
Hickphonics," is a language taught in all Southern homes. A speaker of this would be a Hickophone. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:
FARN
- adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID
- adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR
- noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR
- noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE
- Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE
- a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."
SEED
- verb, past tense.
VIEW
- contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?"
HEAVY DEW
- phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor? Go bah me that Linnerd Skinnerd tape"
GUMMIT
- Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:31 am
I think all those terms were used in the movie “Oh Brother Where art Thou.” 
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:57 am
One of the funniest things I ever heard. I’m in a bar a few years ago in New England on business. Sitting there guy walks in and says to the bartender. Aye can I get a poundah? Guy hands him a tall beer in the can. I look at the guy and say what the hell is a poundah. He says ya know a beer. A tall one. A poundah cause it’s 16 ounces. My mind was officially blown.Ytmsn wrote: Tue Sep 11, 2018 8:15 pm I saw this in Arkansas and I couldn't remember if I shared it, but it's worth showing again. Budweiser Family Packs?
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Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:53 pm
I still don't get them Yt
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:49 pm
One of my favorites!AsLan7 wrote: Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:31 am I think all those terms were used in the movie “Oh Brother Where art Thou.”
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:51 pm
Ytmsn wrote: Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:58 am I thought this might help BB understand some of my southern brothers a little better when we speak. Seems like he's always asking "What's that mean?"
Hickphonics," is a language taught in all Southern homes. A speaker of this would be a Hickophone. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dictionary:
FARN
- adjective. Not local. Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country."
DID
- adjective. Not alive. Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR
- noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: "He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR
- noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE
- Noun and verb contraction. Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE
- a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ... haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."
SEED
- verb, past tense.
VIEW
- contraction: verb and pronoun. Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?"
HEAVY DEW
- phrase. A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor? Go bah me that Linnerd Skinnerd tape"
GUMMIT
- Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:54 pm
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:59 pm
Holy crap is that funny.Bfun220 wrote: Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:54 pm Having a bad day.
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Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 7:28 pm
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:00 pm
Oh my gosh that's funny 
Katie did you get that one
Katie did you get that one
Re: I needed a laugh!
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2018 8:51 pm
What are you trying to say BB?!?