I needed a laugh!

[Big Block Power]

Oh my gosh that's funny
Katie did you get that one

What are you trying to say BB?!?

Nothing just making sure you laughed as hard as I did. Lol

[cmattj]

Great one T. Consider it re gifted!

[Photo_G]

That's a hilarious video!

G

[Cobalt262]

Having a bad day.
https://reddit.app.link/1oA2n3Z9YR
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That worked! Thanks

[Tuscany]

Good one from Thanksgiving eve..

My son and daughter go out on the town with friends last night.
My son’s close friend and schoolmate Ashley, who is a Dr. in optomology is out with them. Ashley is very reserved and shy.
So they are all at a bar and Ashley tells a story from the night before in Buffalo. She’s getting a drink, and looks over and sees these two girls fawning over this cute guy. Totally out of character for her, and like a BOSS, she does what she never does and tells him that he could do much better... he says yeah, how? She walks away.

He comes over to chit chat with her. They talk for a while and she likes him. She asks what it is that he does? He says that he’s a 23 year old psychology major and the University of Buffalo. She likes him, but not in market for a younger kid who majors in psychology. So being her shy self, she kindly decides to just politely talk her way out of the conversation.
Later, she finds out who he is.. and he’s the 28 year old top scorer of the Buffalo Sabres.. well played young man!
She then says to my son, oh eff..

[Big Block Power]

That's funny. Hope she got his number anyways. Lol

[tgrace98]

I got a laugh out of this one

[Big Block Power]

I got a laugh out of this one

That's awesome

[Cobalt262]

I heard this one from Rodney Dangerfield.

So Rodney was in an airport restroom standing at a urinal when Shaq O'Neal came in and took the urinal next to him. He looked at Rodney and said, "I just made it."

Rodney replied, "Wow, could you make me one in white?"

[tgrace98]

This would be the only reason why I think I would ever hop on the outboard bandwagon

[Ytmsn]

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

Try living in today's times with a nickname like yt....

[Bfun220]

I was going to post in for sale.

[AsLan7]

It Snowed Last Night..

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.

Try living in today's times with a nickname like yt....

.
Oh YT, that was awesome. Still laughing!

......Loced yours too bfun!


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[cmattj]

Try living in today's times with a nickname like yt....

.
Oh YT, that was awesome. Still laughing!

......Loced yours too bfun!


.

Awesome guys!!

[Bfun220]

Not my gf. Saw and had to share.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/1653930 ... 712842247/